1234, Main Street
Boston, MA 02123
09 April, 2005
<Recipient Address Goes Here>
Can you guys do something about this blasted newsprint? No matter what I do, when I’m done reading your paper in the mornings I end up getting black fingerprints all over the couch, the refrigerator, the dog, you name it! It’s getting to be a nuisance. Maybe you can print the paper in indelible ink, or on that slick paper that magazines use. Anything to keep me from looking like a grease monkey every morning! How about providing a pair of special newspaper gloves to every subscriber? That would do the trick. I’ll wait to hear from you.
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