Contempt for publication

1234, Main Street
Boston, MA 02123

09 April, 2005

<Recipient Address Goes Here>


I have found the perfect use for your publication. I wad it up and use it as backing when I patch holes in my wall. I feel a little guilty about subjecting my termites to your trashy content, but then again, they’re only termites. I hope that makes my contempt for your (newspaper/magazine) clear. I tried using pages to housetrain my <your pet>, but even <he/she> won’t have anything to do with you.


Robert Anderson

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