Dear Santa:
You’re supposed to be able to see us when we’re sleeping and everything, right? Does that mean you can see through walls and doors and stuff? And if you can do that, can you see through boxes that presents are in? I’m just asking because I wanted to know if you can tell me what my Mom and Dad are getting me for Christmas. I can’t stand waiting another <time you can’t wait>! I’ll be looking for your letter. Thanks, and please don’t tell my parents I wrote to you, OK?