To
Mrs. Linda Nelson,
Vermont
Dear Mrs. Nelson,
I am Brian Perez and unfortunately happen to be your neighbor. I said I am unfortunate because I have a feeling you are not going to like what you are going to read from now on.
Gardening is a nice habit and it sometimes keeps you healthy but the process and procedure should be carefully followed for proper returns. I find that whenever you take up some gardening in your garden, the wastes always find refuge in my garage. Last time I formally informed your husband about it and he waived the issue off. I am certain that the waste doesn’t just fly to my garage and I am certain that it is somebody from your place that is doing me this small favor. In this regard I request you to carefully direct your garden waste from the future.
Thanking you,
Your unhappy neighbor,
Brian Perez