It seems like Internet service providers are competing not for the growing number of Netizens, but to see who can provide the worst customer service. I’m fed up with my current provider, so I’d like to get information about what you can do for me. I’m looking for <services you’re seeking>. That’s not too much. […]
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Emails
Seeking information about financial product
I learned about your <financial product of interest> programs recently from <how you learned about them> and was intrigued. I would like to get further information about your offer and what it entails. Please send more information to the address below. I would like to know about interest rates, tax deductions, points, and other vital […]
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Seeking information about computer
I’d like some more information about the computer you’re selling. I’m in the market for a <kind of computer you want to buy> and I saw your advertisement. Please reply to this message with information about the computer’s age, its RAM, its hard drive size, its processor speed, whether or not it has a modem […]
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Thank you for removal from email list
I recently noticed that you have complied with my request to remove me from your e-mail mailing list. This is NOT a request to be placed back on your list, but simply an expression of thanks for your action. Thank you for the professionalism you’ve shown in complying with my wishes. It’s all too uncommon, […]
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Sales style email to stop online ads
For a limited time only, you have the opportunity to GO AWAY! That’s right, for as little as NO MONEY you can stop sending “spams” to my e-mail box and let me get my work done in peace! No more annoying me! No more <description of how ads waste your time>. Just THINK of the […]
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