Wacky Letters

Top 10 New Sitcom Ideas for Brooke Shields: 10: Suddenly Cancelled 9: Andre, She Wrote 8: The Wonderful World of Acting Class 7: Really Tall Virgins 6: Beautiful Women You Hate 5: The Dukes of Princeton 4: Creature from the Blue Lagoon 3: Eyebrow Girl 2: Brenda Starr Goes to Therapy 1: Saved by the […]
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Top 10 New Features of Microsoft’s New Web Browser: 10: A direct connection to Peter Falk’s glass eye 9: The buttons shaped exactly like Bill Gates’ acne scars 8: Two words: hyper-condiments! 7: Blocks out any references to the cast of “Friends” 6: The Janet Reno-cam 5: Discourages e-mail advertising with “Digital Guido” plug-in 4: […]
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Top 10 Least-Used Cooking Spices: 10: Ground aluminum 9: Basil Rathbone 8: Barney root 7: Rosemary Clooney 6: Essence of Valvoline 5: Disney droppings 4: Trailer thyme 3: Madonna belladonna 2: Leaves of Las Vegas 1: Salt ‘n’ Pepa Download top ten least used cooking spices in Word Format
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Top 10 Least Popular Elmo Toys: 10: Bite Me, Elmo 9: Elmo’s Jello Mold 8: Go With Elmo to the Market for a 40-Ouncer and a Pack of Kools 7: Elmo With Larynx-Sized Removable Eyes 6: Exorcist Elmo 5: Class Action Elmo with Bank Account Grip 4: Elmo Sings Black Sabbath 3: Happy Elmo With […]
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Top 10 Candidates for the New Baseball Commissioner: 10: Don King 9: Don Knotts 8: The “Hey Vern” guy 7: Keiko, the “Free Willy” whale 6: Mike Ovitz-he’s free right now 5: Divine Brown 4: An IKEA table lamp 3: The Swedish bikini team 2: The frog that says “Bud” 1: Cindy Crawford’s mole Download […]
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