Top 10 Suggested New Shapes for the Oval Office:
10: A really thin line
9: A parallelogram
8: Oprah Winfrey’s eye
7: Three words: Anna Nicole Smith
6: Like those cinnamon roll things on Princess Leia’s head
5: Flat
4: Newt’s middle finger
3: Sleek, to slice through the wind
2: Gorbachev’s icky forehead thing
1: A Star of David
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