All right, I got a joke for ya…This guy goes to heaven, and finds all sorts of wonderful things. He meets lots of dead friends and family and just has a great time. Then he gets hungry and goes to the Heaven cafeteria, where he grabs a tray and gets in line. While he’s waiting, […]
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Dear Santa: I just wanted to write to thank you for the great presents. I really like the <toy you liked>, and the <another toy you liked> is really cool too. You did great this year, and I hope you give all the elves big raises. Mom says it’s too soon to tell you what […]
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Dear Santa: I know I haven’t been a very good <boy/girl> this year, but Mommy says that sometimes you’ll change your mind about kids if they ask real nice, so I’m writing you this letter to say I’m sorry for being bad. I’m working very hard to stop <bad things you’ve done>, and trying to […]
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I don’t think it’s my imagination. Your <parent(s) that hate you> <hate/hates> my guts. You’re probably going to say that sounds stupid and paranoid, but I really think it’s true. When we <description of time spent>, your <parent(s) that hate you> kept <description of parent behavior>. I think this is a definite warning sign. I […]
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I just had to write to thank you for what must have been the worst first date in the history of male-female relations. Normally, I don’t do this sort of thing on short acquaintance, but our date was so extraordinarily awful that I just had to express my feelings. From the time we arrived at […]
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